Pickup Lines 101

I asked some of my friends to drop in the best pickup lines they ever heard or used and the replies I got are WOW. Some are cheesy, few are smooth and others are a whole lot of cringe but that defines pickup lines I guess.

WHAT ARE PICKUP LINES? A pickup line is a planned effort (which usually doesn't work) to start a conversation with a stranger in pursuit of them.

Here are some of them:

1. If you were a Transformer… you’d be Optimus Fine.

2. Do you like Star Wars? Because Yoda only one for me!

3. If being sexy was a crime, you’d be guilty as charged.

4. If beauty were time, you’d be an eternity.

5. If I were to ask you out on a date, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?

6. Hi, how was heaven when you left it?

7. Hey, you’re pretty and I’m cute. Together we’d be Pretty Cute.

8. Do you play soccer? Because you are a keeper.

9. Let me tie your shoes, cause I don't want you falling for someone else.

10. Is that an earthquake or did you just rock my world?

11. When God made you, he was just showing off.

12. If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing?

13. I’d say God Bless you, but it looks like he already did.

14. You don’t need keys to drive me crazy.

15. Is it hot in here or is it just you?

16. Do you like raisins? How do you feel about a date?

17. Aside from being sexy, what do you do for a living?

18. Hey, my name’s Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?

19. Did your license get suspended for driving all these guys crazy?

20. Are you a loan? Because you sure have my interest!

21. Even in zero gravity, I would still fall for you!

22. I was blinded by your beauty; I’m going to need your name and phone number for insurance purposes.

23. I'm learning about important dates in history. Wanna be one of them?

24. Are you lost, ma’am? Because heaven is a long way from here.

25. Drake would call you and me God’s Plan.

26. Are you a keyboard? Because you are my type.

27. On a scale of 1 to 10, you’re a 9. I’m the 1 you need.

28. You are that “nothing” when people ask me what I am thinking about.

29. Roses are red, violets are blue – there’s nothing in this world prettier than you.

30. Could you please step away from the bar? You’re melting all the ice!

Do let me know if these pick up lines work for you and don't forget to invite me to your wedding, and if they don't work for you, don't come at me.

AND if someone texts me saying that these are old, I DON'T CARE, TNX.

Alsooooo these pickup lines are PG 13. My mom reads my blogs ok.